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The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
--Anonymous, [1908/1950] |
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
--Walt Disney (1901-1966) , [532/1950] |
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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
--Jack Handey - Deep Thoughts from Saturday Night Live, [779/1950] |
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What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals!
--William Shakespear, Hamlet, Hamlet, Act II, scene 2 [1257/1950] |
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The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.
--Helen Keller , [906/1950] |