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This is the Five Hundred Seventeen Thousand Three Hundred Thirty Third view since 02/07/97. The superfluous is very necessary.
       --Voltaire (1694-1778) , [1467/1855] Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
       --Woody Allen, [67/1855] A chicken is a means for one egg to produce another.
       --George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) , [1166/1855] I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
       --Steven Wright, [1536/1855] A lie can travel halfway round the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
       --Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorne Clemens) (1835-1910), [1309/1855] These five quotes were chosen at random from my quote collection. To get five more quotes just reload this page. If you can attribute any of the quotes marked as anonymous feel free to email me. hi·a·tus \hi-'â-tes\ n [L. fr. hiare to yawn] 1 : a lapse in continuity : GAP Related Links: Search My Quote Collection OnHiatus.com > Quote Collection: