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This is the Five Hundred Seventeen Thousand One Hundred Eighty Seventh view since 02/07/97. Nothing is faster than the speed of light ... To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the light comes on.
       --Anonymous, [1675/1855] No animal should ever jump on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in conversation.
       --Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies [860/1855] Honk if you love peace and quiet.
       --Anonymous, [1750/1855] Welcome thy neighbor into thy fallout shelter. He'll come in handy if you run out of food.
       --Dean McLaughlin, [930/1855] Wit is educated insolence.
       --Aristotle (284-322 B.C.) , [106/1855] These five quotes were chosen at random from my quote collection. To get five more quotes just reload this page. If you can attribute any of the quotes marked as anonymous feel free to email me. hi·a·tus \hi-'â-tes\ n [L. fr. hiare to yawn] 1 : a lapse in continuity : GAP Related Links: Search My Quote Collection OnHiatus.com > Quote Collection: