Five Random Quotes
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He who lives without looking for pleasures, his senses well controlled, moderate in his food, faithful and strong, him Mara will certainly not overthrow, any more than the wind throws down a rocky mountain.
       --The Buddha (Siddhartha Gautama), The Dhammapada [299/1950]

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
       --Jack Handey - Deep Thoughts from Saturday Night Live, [695/1950]

May you live all the days of your life.
       --Jonathan Swift, [1339/1950]

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
       --George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) , [1276/1950]

Everybody's got plans...until they get hit.
       --Mike Tyson, [1544/1950]


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