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Five Random Quotes
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This is the Five Hundred Fifteen Thousand Nine Hundred Sixty Eighth view since 02/07/97.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
       --Robert Anson Heinlein, [710/1855]
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
       --H. L. Mencken (1880-1956) , [959/1855]
The duck hunter trained his retriever to walk on water. Eager to show off this amazing accomplishment, he asked a friend to go along on his next hunting trip. Saying nothing, he fired his first shot and, as the duck fell, the dog walked on the surface of the water, retrieved the duck and returned it to his master. "Notice anything?" the owner asked eagerly. "Yes," said his friend, "I see that fool dog of yours can't swim."
       --Anonymous, [1686/1855]
The sea is the universal sewer.
       --Jacques Cousteau, [503/1855]
Los Angeles, California: Los Angeles has a police computer program to help solve killings. It's called the "Homicide Information Tracking Management Automation Network." It is also known by its acronym; HITMAN.
       --Anonymous, [1673/1855]
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