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Five Random Quotes
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That's where Time magazine lives... way out there on the puzzled, masturbating edge, peering through the keyhole and selling what they see to the big wide world of chamber of commerce voyeurs who support the public prints.
       --Hunter S. Thompson (b. 1939), journalist, The Ultimate Free Lancer, Distant Drummer (November 1967) [1266/1855]
Larkinson's Law: All laws are basically false.
       --Anonymous, [1588/1855]
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
       --Steven Wright, [1531/1855]
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
       --Tom Clancy , [481/1855]
Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less advanced life forms, and they'll call you crazy.
       --Messiah's Handbook: Reminders for the Advanced Soul, [964/1855]
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