OnHiatus.com > Quote Collection: Current Seattle time is: 08:48:06, 5/12/2026 Five Random Quotes
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This is the Five Hundred Sixteen Thousand Seven Hundred Eighty Seventh view since 02/07/97. I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
       --Steven Wright, [1538/1855] Hypocrisy is the lubricant of society.
       --David Hull, [762/1855] You first have to decide whether to use the short or the long form. The short form is what the Internal Revenue Service calls "simplified", which means it is designed for people who need the help of a Sears tax-preparation expert to distinguish between their first and last names. Here's the complete text: "(1) How much did you make? (AMOUNT) "(2) How much did we here at the government take out? (AMOUNT) "(3) Hey! Sounds like we took too much! So we're going to send an official government check for (ONE-FIFTEENTH OF THE AMOUNT WE TOOK) directly to the (YOUR LAST NAME) household at (YOUR ADDRESS), for you to spend in any way you please! Which just goes to show you, (YOUR FIRST NAME), that it pays to file the short form!" The IRS wants you to use this form because it gets to keep most of your money. So unless you have pond silt for brains, you want the long form.
       --Dave Barry, Sweating Out Taxes [201/1855] If this saying did not exist, somebody would have invented it.
       --Sir Winston Spencer Churchill (1874-1965), [463/1855] Heaven for climate, hell for society.
       --Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorne Clemens) (1835-1910), [1341/1855] These five quotes were chosen at random from my quote collection. To get five more quotes just reload this page. If you can attribute any of the quotes marked as anonymous feel free to email me. hi·a·tus \hi-'â-tes\ n [L. fr. hiare to yawn] 1 : a lapse in continuity : GAP Related Links: Search My Quote Collection OnHiatus.com > Quote Collection: